Sunday, April 26, 2009

Not Me Monday

ok so technically it won't be Monday for like 2 1/2 more hours but...figured I would get a head start.

Interesting week. very interesting. I did not totally have to pat myself on the back for coming up with the idea for Cooking with new pet project...where I star as the chef in a cooking show....that has regular cleavage breaks instead of commercial network here I come!

I did not do the happy dance for losing yet 1 more pound!

I did not get asked out on a date for the 3rd time this month from the same isn't funny or flattering it is just annoying.

I didn't trip walking up the stairs at the apartment...twice...within a 2 min time frame.

I did start dance classes this week but did not twirl right into the room length mirrors doing some practice spins because I was distracted...because I was looking at my self in the mirrors!

and I did not stupidly take naked pics of my self (alright so I was wearing my unmentionables) from several angles to "see what I looked like now' only to feel nauseated by what I saw...How did I get this bad?!?! My first thought being "oh gawd! David has to look at this when we make love? eww!" I was completely first. but now I have decided it was the best thing I could do. It will completely motivate me to look better and exercises. i have been doing yoga and this week I joined a dance class (yeah for jazz and erotic dance lessons!) I realized that even though the yoga kept me...stretchy and ass...actually no my entire body was pretty much outta shape.

I have taken dance before. i started ballet when I was 4 (I was pigeon toed) and took ballet and tap (and one year of jazz) till I was 13 I did cheer leading and played softball. And as I look back i realize my down fall...High school theater! Which is devastating. because I love it! but srsly. late nights at rehearsal early morning calls for "in schools" outta town competitions and all of this was fueled by fast food (McDonald's at best...taco bell at worst) or 24 hour restaurants (helllllo Denny's)
cigarettes Pepsi and no doz (good gawd the amount of no doz I consumed!) not to mention late night adventures to do god only knows what around downtown Orlando and the metro west area. body's downfall I tell you!

OK so this was kinda sorta a not me Monday...more of a "yes I finally see how large I have become and will now be doubling my weight loss efforts but don't expect me to take full responsibility for this weight obviously it is not my fault" blog.

So I have saved the pics to my computer and intend to take new ones once a month. I have also pulled down my favorite pair of pants and my two favorite pairs of shorts and put them in the closet hanging in the front to remind me daily of what i am working towards.

Happy Thoughts!

Michelle"now...i be going to bed..."Gasaway


I did not just stab my self in the finger with a toothpick whhich I was using to break through the safty seal on the cream for out coffee...ugh*

Wednesday, April 22, 2009

Cooking with Cleavage!

So I decide to go ahead with the idea for cooking with far so good!

Tuesday, April 21, 2009

I have an idea...

I think I should be the host of an on=line cooking show...I can see it now...Cooking with cleavage! it will awsome!

awkward dreams random questions and throat punching

Have you ever had one of those dreams where you woke up and WTF didn't even begin to cover it? Where it leaves you with a feeling of what the hell just happened? or was that crap really a dream? i did...last night.

So the thing is last nights dream involved 3 of my relationships and two friendships.

hopefully you will be able to keep up

Myself David and Sabrina are sitting at an outdoor cafe discussing wedding photography possibility's. David is trying (with absolutely no success) to convince us that it would be a good idea to hire clowns for the wedding and that instead of a camera Brina should run around with a pen and a legal pad and just draw everything she See's...because that would save money *aside* (again....he was not convincing all and really he isn't that cheap)

When out of no where Adam and Erik Flores show up and sit down and steal the ice cream sundaes that Brina and i are consuming.
(now just so those of you who don't understand why this would be awkward and would defiantly result in bot guys getting injured...Adam is Brina's ex from high school. His younger bro we will call him my ex from high school as well...and they are stealing our ice cream...back to the dream)

Now being the peaceful loving classy lady that we are we point it out to David who immediately buys us new ice cream sundaes...and then dumps the one's that were stolen over the heads of the two schmucks who stole them. We feel satisfied with the outcome.
Now enters my most recent ex...who pulls up in a 1965 mustang convert able (which is why I know this was a dream!) and informs us we need to get in because...and are you ready for this...a giant tsunami wave is heading our way. At which point we all (and this includes Adam and Erik) jump in the car and out run the wave...which we can see from the back of the car.

Once we are safe the boys get together and decide that as this wave has killed the population that Brina and I are the ones who will save the human race. Unfortunately Brina has to choose between Adam Erik and ex-Dave (I totally offed my Dave to you but we realized that wouldn't work with the whole population scenario)
I don't know who you choose Brina...I woke up. Sorry.

But the dream it self was just...well...creepy!

Most random question of the day

Have you ever thought about the color pink?

ummm well...yes...what about it?

Just wondering if you ever thought about it.

*eye twitching erratically as random person walks away*

I have threatened two people with a throat punch today...they deserved it.

Random Thoughts!

Michelle"I need anti dream meds!"Gasaway

Monday, April 20, 2009

Not me monday

Le Sigh...

I did not this week have to pretend I was pregnant at least 4 times when people (strangers to be exact and one person i haven't seen or talked to in a loooong time) asked me how far along I was in my pregnancy.

I did not get totally excited that I lost 10 pounds only to be depressed again when I started my period and gained about 5 pounds back.

I did not get even more bitter about the fact that my stomach has only gone down an inch and in my sadness eat a whole bowl of leftover mac and cheese for comfort.

I did not totally break down in tears over my weight and the fact that I am breaking out like a 15 year old on our one year anniversary causing David to feel as if he had done something wrong.

I did not secretly wish I could afford liposuction (I have a strict no plastic surgery policy for my life) so I could just get rid of the fat already!

I did not run into my living room wall...3 the same hour.

I also did not forget to pack my P.J.'s when packing for an over night stay at David's moms house because I don't usually where more than panties to bed.

I did not sleep for 4 hours on Sunday when David went to work

and I most certainly did not under any circumstances decide it would be a good idea and romantic to make David watch sense and sensibility on our anniversary

nope...not me!

Happy Thoughts!

Michelle"NNM is my fav"Gasaway

Tuesday, April 7, 2009

Not me mon...err...uhhh tuesday

I think i will just let not me Monday fall on what ever day I am able to get to it. not that I all.

Just like this week I did not totally gt into a slight online blog war with some girl I have never ever met. nope I didn't act like a girl in the locker room in high school (and by that I mean I was not snarkey and nit picky and I didn't "accidentally" start some shit. Not (and this is according to David) the whole girls in high school walk around half naked and end up experimenting with their sexuality on each other like men of all ages apparently think we do...honestly that is stupid...I never did that...i experimented in the sound booth...and my car...and well we wont get into that right now) I also did not totally get irritated with David when he beat my high score on tetras (seriously...would it have killed him to let me be the best at SOMETHING!?!?)
I did not secretly fantasize that I lived in the twilight world and was a vampire just so I could picture myself beating the crap out of those people!
I did not totally bawl my eyes out when Kutner died on house (not as bad as when amber died though)
I did not secretly hope that i would get the flu so I could be out of work for a week. and I didn't use WAAAAAYYY to much cheese in our dinners this week. (when you have a box...yes a box of string cheese two 3 pound bags of shredded cheese and 15 pounds...yes POUNDS of pepper jack happens) I have not slept a ridiculous amount this week and I did not start crying earlier because I was thinking of a conversation David and I had about a month ago where he said the music I listen to when he isn't around...annoys him. Let me reiterate...he said this A MONTH AGO and I thought about it today and started CRYING!
I didn't try to figure out how much it would cost to leave America and move to Australia and I didn't look up how much it would cost to go to Hawaii for a week...because Brina...those were all kinds of beautiful pics!

Le Sigh I didn't have a busy week at all...would you agree?

Happy Thoughts!

Michelle"no more cheese!"Gasaway