Wednesday, June 16, 2010

Another life adventure...

Have you ever met one of those people that you get a bad feeling about from the get go?

Not a feeling of ZOMG! BAD PERSON!

more like...ohhh...I don't know if we are going to get along.

I met one today.

She's a neighbor.

Penny and I were going for or walk (which by the you know how to tell if it's to hot out? When your baby gets a raging case of swamp ass...yeah...but I digress)

While walking our neighbor spotted us. Usually she never says two words but today it was like *zoooom!* in 2 seconds in the heat of the day she made it to us from about a million feet away (ok so it was not a million..but when it's 99 degrees seemed like a million)

No hello, how are you, etc.

Just this.

Look I was wondering if maybe your husband would mind parking somewhere else from now on? I just started dating this guy and he always has to park all the way on the other side when he comes to see me and i don't want this to screw up our new romance.



1) D gets home at about 3 in the morning. IF there is a spot open close to the building...he takes it.

2)Is your new boyfriends parking spot that important to your new budding romance? Reaally?


of course it was followed up with

and also your baby always wakes me up at 6:30 in the morning...can you do anything about that?


yup she wakes me up at 6:30 as well...silly 5 month old child with all of her obnoxious wanting to eat...and to have a clean diaper.

You know I don't want to be THAT parent that feels since I blew my vadge out bringign her into this world I should get a gold freaking star. And honestly I always worry that she is going to wake our neighbors in the morning.

But I am not exactly sure what this princess wanted me to do...put a muzzle on her?

even Penny gave her the side eye.

dear lord,
please let penny grow up to be a loving understanding woman...and not an entitled twit (and trust me..she is).

The Capt.

Before I sign off I would like to say heeeeey to my new followers and thanks for the comments...and just wait till you read the handcuff story next week.


Jenn said...

Your neighbor sounds like a class act. If you can figure out how to get your baby to quit waking you up so early, can you teach me? Hell, if you figure that out, you could write a bestseller about it.

I don't think I could have held my tongue if someone said that to me. I'm not above pointing and laughing.

Captain Cleavage said...

hahahaha! I should have pointed and laughed!

OMG your right I would be able to write a best seller!

MaryDawnCarrier said...

I had a neighbor leave a note on my husband's car (parked on a PUBLIC street). "You really should park somewhere else...preferably where you live. Thanks." He had been parking right around the corner from the house seeing as we have to park in a back alley and don't have enough spots. My responseI would have loved to leave? "You really need to stop being a b****. Preferably now, thanks." But with the hope of not having crazy lady call the city EVERYTIME something is wrong or a guest parks the wrong way on the street, we appeased her and now park across the street. I know that pisses her off just as much, so I can smile doing it.

Captain Cleavage said...


I love it!

Janelle said...

I think you should get a rooster. That way, she won't complain about your daughter's cries anymore, and I'm sure it would help her in her relationship quest!