OK so in yesterday's post I mentioned my Ex-Mil.
She gave me a trash can full of cleaning supplies for Christmas with a passive aggressive note about the state of my home.
I will say that although my divorce was devastating for me...I literally wanted to do cartwheels out of the courtroom because I knew I would NEVER have to see, speak, listen to this woman again.
Yesterday D and I went to sea world with penny. and who should we see?
...you get three guesses...
the first 2 don't count.
as soon as I laid eyes on her I tried to hide..like seriously. We were in a gift shop and I was holding the baby. I saw her by the registers and literally ducked underneath a rack of clothing. Penny thought it was a game...D thought i had lost my effing mind.
An d it was all for nothing because the dragon lady saw me.
And walked over with a big fake smile and a streak of red lipstick on her teeth (srsly in the 5 years I was with her son...she always had lipstick on her teeth...always)
Her: Welll loook at you! I heard you got married and had a baby but i didn't know you were pregnant again!
(bitch...I have lost 45 pounds since penn was born...I'm not pregnant)
Me: aw nope not pregnant just need to lose the last little bit of baby weight. You know how hard that is.
Her:hm mm well she looks nothing like you...she's beautiful.
Me: yes well you know what they say girls who look like their dads are always beautiful.
Her: So where is your husband? (hmmm perhaps it could be the tall blond guy standing next me pushing the stroller. *eye roll*)
Me: oh I'm sorry this is...
(At this point she cuts me off)
Her: oh why don't you let me hold her for a minute. since I will never be a grandma...you know I can't understand why you couldn't do this before you got divorced.
(because that would require sex...which your son didn't want...he wanted a vagina...deal with it)
*tries to grab at penny...penny screams....hehehe.*
Me: oh I'm sorry...I guess she is just a little tired. so how's K(the ex) doing? Did she get her sexual reassignment surgery yet?
(yes my ex is transgender)
Her: Oh um no. But He..I mean she is dating someone...I guess.
and then she walked away.
Now lets get one thing straight. I have no love lost for my ex...and her being transgender has nothing to do with it.
And I really have no love lost for my ex mil...her being a bitch has EVERYTHING to do with it.
But she is a mom and I know the whole transgender thing bothers her...as does the no grand kids. I do feel a little (and I mean a veeeeerrrrryyyyy little) bit sorry for her.
But she is still the mil equivalent of Godzilla...just saying.